I don’t think enough retellings of the Cain and Abel story make note of the fact that nobody had ever been killed or even died before when it happened. Cain had no idea beating his brother to death could possibly be a bad thing

Cain really did fuck around and find out

cain: hey i wonder what’d happen if i hit abel over the head with this rock

abel: *just fucking drops like a sack of hammers*

cain:

My pronouns are That Bastard and my gender is [REDACTED]

PSA: Halloween is pretty much here and it only takes on second to send a sick child in the hospital a Spook-o-gram. The best part about this is that $1 gets donated to CHLA’s Helping Hand fund each time you send one out. So let’s help some kids have a spectacular Halloween by sending them spook-o-grams and helping cause!!

This literally costs nothing but your time so please do it, you could make a kids Halloween.

PSA: Halloween is pretty much here and it only takes on second to send a sick child in the hospital a Spook-o-gram. The best part about this is that $1 gets donated to CHLA’s Helping Hand fund each time you send one out. So let’s help some kids have a spectacular Halloween by sending them spook-o-grams and helping cause!!

This literally costs nothing but your time so please do it, you could make a kids Halloween.

people who think that only super rich people own horses obviously never grew up on a dirt road in a rural area of the south that has 7 chestnut quarter horses on that street alone, whose owners houses are falling down and yet the horses still have a round bale in their wire-fenced paddock

this is absolutely the best sentence i’ve ever read